人之初：At the beginning of life.
(英翻中:生命的起初)

性本善：Sex is good.
(白話文:性是美好的)

性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.
(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)

習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
(英翻中:但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)

苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
(英翻中:若你不隨時勤練精進)

性乃遷：Sex will leave you.
(英翻中:性將遠離你的生活)

教之道：The way of learning it..
(英翻中:學習性的指導原則)

貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person..
(英翻中:最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.
(英翻中:曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)

擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..
(英翻中:為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)

子不學：If you don t study hard,.
(英翻中:再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)

斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless..
(英翻中:你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)

竇燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.
(英翻中:竇先生,名人)

有義方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.
(英翻中:他有一帖非常讚的藥方)

教五子 ：All his five son took it.
(白話文:生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)

名俱揚 ：and their sexual ability were well-known..
(英翻中:而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)

養不教 ：If your children don t know how to do it,.
(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)

父之過 ：It is all your fault..
(英翻中:這所有最過都是你造成的)

教不嚴 ：If they had lots of problems with it,.
(英翻中:如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)

師之惰 ：their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..
(英翻中:那他的老師一定敎很懶散,沒有敎的很徹底)

子不學 ：You may refuse to study this.
(英翻中:你或許會抗拒學習它....)

非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.
(英翻中:你就犯下真正的錯誤)

幼不學 ：If you don t learn it in childhood,.
(英翻中:如果不從小學習它....)

老何為 ：you will lose your ability when aged.
(英翻中:若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)

玉不琢 ：If you don t exercise your dick,.
(英翻中:若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)

不成器 ：It won t become hard and strong..
(英翻中:它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)

人不學 ：If you don t learn sex,.
(英翻中:如果你沒有學習性行為)

不知義 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
(英翻中:你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)

Labels: Jokes

人之初：At the beginning of life.
(英翻中:生命的起初)

性本善：Sex is good.
(白話文:性是美好的)

性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.
(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)

習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
(英翻中:但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)

苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
(英翻中:若你不隨時勤練精進)

性乃遷：Sex will leave you.
(英翻中:性將遠離你的生活)

教之道：The way of learning it..
(英翻中:學習性的指導原則)

貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person..
(英翻中:最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.
(英翻中:曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)

擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..
(英翻中:為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)

子不學：If you don t study hard,.
(英翻中:再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)

斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless..
(英翻中:你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)

竇燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.
(英翻中:竇先生,名人)

有義方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.
(英翻中:他有一帖非常讚的藥方)

教五子 ：All his five son took it.
(白話文:生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)

名俱揚 ：and their sexual ability were well-known..
(英翻中:而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)

養不教 ：If your children don t know how to do it,.
(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)

父之過 ：It is all your fault..
(英翻中:這所有最過都是你造成的)

教不嚴 ：If they had lots of problems with it,.
(英翻中:如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)

師之惰 ：their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..
(英翻中:那他的老師一定敎很懶散,沒有敎的很徹底)

子不學 ：You may refuse to study this.
(英翻中:你或許會抗拒學習它....)

非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.
(英翻中:你就犯下真正的錯誤)

幼不學 ：If you don t learn it in childhood,.
(英翻中:如果不從小學習它....)

老何為 ：you will lose your ability when aged.
(英翻中:若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)

玉不琢 ：If you don t exercise your dick,.
(英翻中:若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)

不成器 ：It won t become hard and strong..
(英翻中:它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)

人不學 ：If you don t learn sex,.
(英翻中:如果你沒有學習性行為)

不知義 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
(英翻中:你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)

Labels: Jokes