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I'm Michelle Chang, sweet 19 now, from KL,email xiaomi91@hotmail.com. Thanks for visiting my blog~ That's all what I wanna to tell you. ^^

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我愿意和你做爱

Written at Monday, March 10, 2008 | back to top

有一天，爱国女顿觉得人生无趣，跑去跳楼自杀。但当她从那50楼跳了下来之际，又后悔了！于是她祈祷：“天！救救我吧！任何条件我都答应。”

这时，陌生男从30楼伸手抓住了她并威胁说：“我要和你做爱。”

爱国女不从，打了男的一巴掌并骂：“无耻！”于是这男的放手，爱国女又往下坠。

但不久，她又后悔了，并祈祷：“天！救我吧！任何条件我都答应！”

这时，怪兽男从20楼伸手抓住了她并说：“我要和你做爱！”

爱国女又打了一巴掌并骂：“无耻！”

怪兽男就放手了，爱国女就再度往下掉。

马上，她真觉得后悔了，说：“天！救救我吧！这次真的任何条件我都答应！”

结果，俊俊男在10楼处抓住了她！爱国女定睛一看，哇！比刘德华还帅！俊俊男还没开口，爱国女马上说：“我愿意！我愿意和你做爱的啦！”

俊俊男打了爱国女一巴掌并骂：“无耻！”放开了她的手……

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Chelle Chelle's Super Profile Name: Michelle
Nickname: Chelle Chelle
DOB: 12 June
Address: KL
Email: xiaomi91@hotmail.com
Contact number: 010- XXX XXXX
Foods: Many except durian
Drinks: Many except durian juice (got such beverage?XD)
School(current): INTI
Programme: A-levels
Wishes: Too many
Hobbies: Many
Music: Nice music
Movie: Nice movie
Drama: Nice drama
Others: Ask me in C-box

我愿意和你做爱

Written at Monday, March 10, 2008 | back to top

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