Q. Why are men like dolphins?
A. They say they are extremely intelligent but no one can prove it.
Q. Why can’t a man be handsome and intelligent at the same time?
A. That would make him a woman.
Q. Why are batteries better than men?
A. Batteries have at least one positive side.
Q. Why do men prefere to marry a virgin?
A. Because they can’t stand criticism.
Q. What do you call a goodlooking intelligent and sensitive man?
A. A rumour.
Q. Why do men exist?
A. Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn.
Q. What would the world be like without men?
A. Full of happy fat women.
Q. What does a woman do after good sex?
A. Put on her clothes and go home.
Q. What does a woman not want to hear after good sex?
A. Honey, I’m home!
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